Monday, 3 December 2007

Who the Newton Faulkner?

Does anyone else feel their knarkles rising when white songstrel Newton Faulkner comes on the telly, wrestling every last decibel of goodness out of Teardrop, rocking back and forward in dreadlocked asylum chic? Dee says the only ads they should ban on telly are music and cheese. Combined, in Faulkner's case. Dreads-ful.


Stone Fee said...

Agreed. Truly terrible. What next, Swampy Sings The Blues?

Supershins said...

The advert refers to him as something like "Britain's Jack Johnson", which in itself is enough to hope that he gets torn apart by dogs.