Well done, Mr Scorsese! Some people think that The Departed is just a retread of Infernal Affairs. I say, at least it ain't Ulee's Gold or As Good As It Gets. Elsewhere, Helen Mirren hails the influence of The Queen on the making of erm, the Queen. Well Liz Windsor always reminded me of Hitchcock with hair, but I'll reserve judgment until she directs her first feature.