Telling porkies?

The HDM's pork-themed season continues apace on thisishull.co.uk today. Months after the legendary Eat My Pork, Feel My Pork story comes this one about a drunk's reign of terror, the height of which appears to be ordering 167 pork sandwiches for the local constabulary. The story continues, "luckily, the local butcher didn't have enoughpork to carry out the order". Who knows what would have happened on the streets of Bridlington if they had. It's hardly a reign of terror, this sandwich-ordering malarkey. I'll probably be terrorised by a tuna bap tonight now, with only myself to blame for the starchy chaos.